Voila! In ciew, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the
vicissitudes of Fate
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant,
vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However,
this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of
volition
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, geld as a votive, not in vain, for the valure and veracity of
such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers
most verbos vis-a-vis and introduction, so it is my very good honor to meet you...

And you may call me V.